You schlag!

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.

Oi bonzo, you schlag!

by gb901 August 21, 2013

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2013

You tube trained

to be taught a skill or talent by You Tube videos.

I was you tube trained by several Spanish chefs to cook Spanish Paella.

by cs3willy January 30, 2012

Tits to You

female version of "balls to you!" cause girls gotta have their own insults

girl 1: " hey i cant talk about your break up right now, i have a date sorry!'

girl 2: "Tits to You bitch!"

by fantacular March 22, 2012

you got to go see that shiz

you should go see it, you must

Dude, you got to go see that shiz.

by pastaeatergirl12 May 10, 2012

You want cream with that?

A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.

Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.

by Young&Wild December 19, 2011

Smurf You!

another creative way to say Fuck You without your parents finding out

Me: you know what Smurf You!!
parent: well isnt that nice (:

by botdfluva April 1, 2011