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drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.
by alex bezzina September 6, 2017
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My goals are beyond your understanding

The sentence coming out from the mouth of 1980's-born parents when they're to enforce screen time limits to their Gen Alpha-born digital native kids, who are just yet to receive any sound explanation about the negative impacts of excessive screen time.
Whenever I try to explain why I need to limit my kid’s screen time, I end up just saying, 'My goals are beyond your understanding', because they just can’t grasp the dangers of too much digital exposure!
by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025
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FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...
A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes
by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022
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Flies on your eyes

Sadio mane has got flies on his eyes

Sadio mane you’ve got flies on your eyes
by Dunnomatw June 11, 2022
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sus in your pants

1. (Adj.) to feel around someone's oral parts during or before sex
by Young curry November 26, 2016
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Your Mom

your mom
Stewart: I did your mom last night

Robert: I know, she's fantastic!
by Alouiscious Smith Brown October 28, 2021
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National kiss your bff

Mary: hey du...
*Kiss*
Mary: wtf was that for?!?!
You: it’s National kiss your bff day
by m&msaretasty October 23, 2019
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