green apple dirties

Diarrhea and/or amoebic gut infection sufferred by foot soldiers serving in Europe in WWII.

Dad complained that hen he was captured by the Germans, he had the green apple dirties until he was liberated.

by Rveil June 11, 2006

Dirty Red Tom

Refers to a masculine, attractive redhaired men who is known for his wild and raving antics to include but not limited to: fighting, drinking, fucking, riding motorcycles, having many lovers and generally doing whatever he pleases with zero regards to consequences. This man is a true Alpha male and women swoon over him. American with a Irish and Viking ethnic heritage. He is the life of the party and the love of your life.

Dirty Red Tom is going to make everyone catch his hands after hes done shitting in that closet.

by RideorDieForDirty July 21, 2021

Dirty Cock Sucker

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.

This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.

by Good Orderly Direction April 9, 2008

Dirty Sludge Pump

A man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his butthole and so that his nuts may, if he so chooses, slowly sink into her mouth giving her a tea bag. Then women proceeds to "jerk the man off", the man then proceeds to take a dirty black colored shit all over her face. This black color can be acheived from intaking excessive amounts of vodka. It's quite the experience.

"I say darling, that dirty sludge pump you gave me earlier had such a rich color and flavor."

by Tonger10 June 23, 2009

Dirty Joe Biden

The act to sniff a anyone while fantasying about having sex with minors.

Oh that kid smells great. I wonder what he feels like. Dirty joe biden

by Dirty Joe Biden October 30, 2020

Dirty Tea Bag

A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.

She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.

by Sebastian Cannon June 2, 2008

glossy taco dirty

It is when a girls pussy is wet before you fuck it. Or it can be a glossy taco meaning topcoat from simply nail logical (I am not a hater )

Girl: fuck me

Dude lifts skirt

Guy: why do u have a glossy taco dirty

Girl :what the hell is a glossy taco dirty

Guy : when your wet before we fucked

Girl: oh ok are u going to do this

by Not my real name hahaha January 5, 2018