by im hannah December 30, 2011
An eye condition where no matter how hard you try your contact lenses slip out at the worst possible time and place imaginable.
Guy 1: what the hell is that in your steak?
Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes
Guy 2: sorry man it contact lense, its these damn hannah eyes
by keskeskeskes September 21, 2021
a way of making a guy look you deep into the eye in order to get laid
By pretending something is wrong with your contact lenses
By pretending something is wrong with your contact lenses
by Hruthwoods September 21, 2021
“The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 04, 2020
“The most fun and most fine,
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
Expert at 69 (I imagine).” Daily Mail
“Most fun I’ve had in years, definitely the attraction of the year.” The Economist
“I liked her blue tits” The Ornithologist Society
Are you looking for something to snuggle at night, relieve your everyday tensions of being a man?
Make you feel like you can do anything and would do anything with her by your side?
Give you erections at the very thought of her entering the room?
TOUGH LUCK, DICKEATER
That girl is mine and we fuck, HARD.... in intermittent bursts.
I saw Hannah R. McR boobs, they’re my favourites from 1-7 in my top 10..... Mariah Carey has the other 3
by Dickson Bainbridge April 04, 2020
If you ever meet Hannah Huguley you have found a great girl, she has a beautiful laugh, a great smile and personality and the most gorgeous eyes ever, if you hurt her you will not get a second chance, she has a very short temper she likes sunflowers and horror movies, she is very funny and a very kind person, she is caring and loving in her own way, if you meet a Hannah Huguley you are vary lucky.
Hannah Huguley is short.
by PRM96 August 04, 2023
Two people who have it tough in life but when one of them is down the other tries to cheer them up. They have each other. They have the best friendship that everyone wants
by #THEBESTEST July 24, 2017