Turd lasagna

The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍

The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!

by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019

turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.

Storm is a hardcore turd knob

by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014

Turd holster

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.

Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.

by The mad fapper September 3, 2013

Turd formation

The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits

After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.

by Caroline Bachelorette Homies March 23, 2019

Turd puff

What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.

Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!

by Dmcgraw25 April 25, 2017

Turd Island

A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.

The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long

by Butterscotch daddy July 7, 2022

Turd Ball

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Look, those guys are playing Turd Ball.

by toypit April 18, 2022