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Bed Bitches

Creatures of the night lurking under your bed, seeking the warmth under your bedsheet.
Don't let the bed bitches bite
by E-Reak Sean December 9, 2022
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bedded

to be put to sleep physically or using drugs to induce a sleep like state
man last night that 3 shots of patron to the neck bedded me
by james beverly II December 24, 2022
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Bed

Jo mama 1: Guys I'm gonna lay on the bed

Jo mama 2: Me too Jo mama 1
by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022
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in bed

when your mom tells you to get in bed and you really just play xbox till 5am
get in bed johnny, you've got school tomorrow!
by HyweII November 25, 2018
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Shit the bed

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.
by Waldomarty November 26, 2018
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Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed
Here comes the humanized water bed.
by AuraKing December 8, 2018
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bed rich

Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.
I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.
by TechRescue December 10, 2018
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