Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

corn dog time

When you have time to kill and money to burn.

Of course we can wait for the vendor, we’re on corn dog time.

by Niabla☸️ October 19, 2019

Carolina Corn Cakes

The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming

I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty

by BeetLover493 June 21, 2023

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

Corn Cob Chandler

A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.

You're a Corn Cob Chandler!

by Khelekra January 22, 2022

Popped Corn On The Cob

When that chicken head sucks a guys dick making that popping noise then front flips onto your cob with her anus

Yo Kyle got popped Corn on The Cob last night bro from that chicken head at the party

by Dixie Bulgin July 22, 2019

Wisconsin Corn Dog

Waiting until a woman is on the brink of diarrhea to insert an erect penis into her anus. When pulling out the feces-covered penis, you will have produced a Wisconsin Corn Dog.

"Bro. I got a Wisconsin Corn Dog from that loose, sick prostitute from behind the bar last night!"

by corndoglover21 October 29, 2017