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Nasty Pingu

A NAasty Pingu, NAP, for short is when you are hackin' your wood and Pingu walks in on you. Pingu starts tooting like crazy at you so you put your wood in his mouth so your mum won't hear you. He toots even harder and you find out it is the best way to hack wood.
Dude, I just took the longest nap yesterday. Nasty Pingu really toots me dry.
by PinguToot February 8, 2018
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Nasty Ass

The dog named Beretta’s, butt.
That’s one Nasty Ass smell.
by Dino_Eyelashes August 22, 2020
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nasty goat

When one puts goat cheese on another’s genitals and scrapes it off with there foot.
Person a: yooooo I just got nasty goat last night: person b: that’s lit bro no way
by yopersboy March 10, 2021
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facebook nasty

a nasty facebook message for no real reason other than just to be nasty and mean and troll like
oh some left a nasty facebook its blue its a smelly facebook nasty
by justjoking123 August 18, 2018
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Nasty Nagasaki

When you convince your girlfriend to be a bottom during a 69 and drop a brown brick on her chest. This has to be a surprise and can only happen if you yell "NASTY NAGASAKI" just before the nuke is dropped. The man has to aim for the chest, so it's best to shimmy forward, locking her arms on either side of her.

John- I got a surprise for you baby.

Brenda- *gagging on cock*

John- NASTY NAGASAKI!!! NASTY NAGASAKI!!!! NASTY NAGASAKI!!!!
*John shimmy's his body forward, cornhole directly in alignment with Brendas chest, and Nasty Nagasaki's all over Brenda*
Brenda- Oh my god it got in my mouth.

John- Hell yeah!
"To say Brenda is pissed off about the Nasty Nagasaki would be an understatement."
by Video Person March 31, 2024
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Nasty FET

Mr. FTD is a Nasty FET
by Starjax December 14, 2024
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Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".
Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!
by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021
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