Carpet Snake

Carpet Snake is when a girl has a landing strip and a frighteningly long and floppy clit which resembles a snake

Man! That blonde has a major carpet snake!

by OG TWIDDLEDIDDLES April 9, 2015

"Snakes On A Plane!"

1.) used as a phrase to tell someone they are talking too loudly about personal stuff.

2.) A way to tell a person that someone they are talking about is in earshot.

3.) Telling a person their actions are completely and utterly embarrassing to you (can also be used with a kick to the shin, an evil glare, or a jab of an elbow to the ribs).

Example 1.)

J: So mom I saw this funny thing on the internet, It's from A play called Avenue Q. My fav song is "The internet is for porn."

Mom: (Almost swallows her tongue and chokes)

Me: "Snakes On A Plane J, Snakes On A Plane!"

Example 2:

J: (doesn't realize the volume of speaking which is usually loudly) "Man that chick over there is so fat, I can't believe someone would get that fat!"

Me: "Snakes On A Plane!" "You said that too loud we gotta go before we get crushed." "Run!"

by Catzrsweet September 13, 2008

Snake in the grass

So...some bitch is sleeping right? you sneak up and slap ur huge cock acrossed her face. And whisper "snake in the grass"

Last night my mom was sleeping i walked in and whispered "snake in the grass" as slaped my dick acrossed her face

by Dingle D June 26, 2009

Tunnel Snake

Tunnel Snaking is when you drop your feces on a pan, then either heat it in the microwave, oven, or with fire, until it is almost completely solid. Then you forcibly insert it into the anus of somebody you wish to degrade. You leave it their and wait until they need to make feces, then they have to poop out both of the feces.

Yea. David was being a bitch again, so I just went into the kitchen and warmed up my shit, then came out and tunnel snaked him till he cried and his asshole bled.

Dude.... That is so Fucked up on so many levels.

by Felipe ngagopgjwoipgjao[d-2 May 20, 2009

snake position

When somebody is having sex they sometimes use the snake position

OH FUCK YESSS NOW DO THE SNAKE POSITION DADD

by mothe fucker May 9, 2018

Snake biting

Letting someone pee into your mouth so you can go spit it into the toilet for them

My boyfriend is too busy playing Fortnite to go pee so we’re snake biting.

by thatssoteddy December 26, 2018

snakes out

When someone snakes out they are under the influence of alchol and then has had to much then out of no where is wanting to fight some one for no reason

Tony snakes out after he has drank to much.

by Northern Goddess January 13, 2008