Stop swearing September

You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it

Stop swearing September

Guy1:fuck off dipshit

Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September

Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win

Guy2: I’m still here

Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you

Guy2:Shit don’t

Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September

Girl2:seems like I won now

by THEYSMARTGUY November 9, 2019

SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS S.T.S

GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

by Sheafy November 4, 2022

September 11, 2001

On September 11th, 2001, aka 9/11 was when terroristes drove three Boeing 737’s into the twin towers and the pentagon, it resulted with the two towers collapsing and 2700 people dead, there was a fourth plane but the passengers were able to crash it before it hit anything,

George: Hey do you remember September 11, 2001?
Steph: Oh yeah, it was a really sad day.

by Person coolio yaaaa December 28, 2020

27 September 2016

This was the day the incredible boyband why don’t we was formed. The 5 boys: Jonah, Corbyn, Daniel, Jack and Zach have risen to fame since then and traveled the world performing for their fans who are called limelights.

What was the best day of your life?
27 September 2016 because it was the day why don’t we was formed.

by Bitcheemerch13456 November 28, 2019

September 8th 2009

This day is the day hot bitch was born, if you were born September 8th you get many hoes and is easily liked by everyone, anyone that crosses you should probably start begging for kindness before it's too late

person 1: we're you born September 8th 2009 ?

Person 2 : yea why...?

Person 1 : omg your literally hot

Person 2: oh thanks

Person 3 : OMG YOU ARE SO PRETTY I LOVE YOUR HAIR

Person 2 : omg thanks so is yours
Person 4: hey I'm really sorry about us arguing could we try again

Person 2 : what... No never again

by Jacksonbootytickler June 29, 2022

No Simp September Pass

Those who are born in September don't have to follow No Simp September, though it is advice to still follow

"Dude stop simping" "Relax, i got the No Simp September Pass, and i'm a tier 3 sub with no worries'

by Highscore November 3, 2020

September 17 2002

A day in which, will live in infamy

“You guys remember what happened on September 17 2002 right?”
“No.”
“Dear God...”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020