Salty

To be mad, angry, or upset and jealous at the same time.

Why are you so salty?

by n00bm45t3r69 June 8, 2019

a salty dolphin

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises

That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks

by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

Salty Pablo

When a male ejaculates on a table and a female then divides the cum into evenly distributed lines then proceeds to use a straw to snort the lines of cum.

The night Emily did a salty pablo was the night I knew I was never going to call her again.

by Gemboi December 9, 2017

Salty

When someone is being toxic, or a bad sport.

Jackson: Dude why you gotta be so Salty!

Ryan: Wish I knew bro!

by Allydude December 2, 2020

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

salty turnover

Another name for a bacon turnover that’s been cooked with smoked bacon to perfection

That salty turnover was peng

by Saltymare September 15, 2022