Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.

Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?

by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022

despasito spider

A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.

oOpS I spElT iT wRoNg uWu
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot

Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls

Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡

by bwakery May 31, 2021

spider-man franchise

(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.

Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.

Spider-Man franchise

by Aprilinsa August 10, 2017

Barking Spider

Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.

When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day

“Barks”

What the hell was that?!

It’s those damn barking spiders again

by Adraa23 May 20, 2022

Spider

Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end

A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by spooder man007 December 3, 2018

dash spider

A meme created by super epic GD Cologne. Was originaly from his video rating "Dash", and spread to basically every subreddit known to man.

little timmy: DASH SPIDER MEME IS SO FUNNEEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!1111

by yourmomHAHAHAHHA January 26, 2024

Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.

Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !

by E8Mart November 16, 2020