Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.

She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.

by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013

afgan fuel pump

The dirtiest most anal satisfying sex position ever invented. Pioneered in Gunnedah, once you've been fuel pumped you will never go back

I have her the afgan fuel pump

by Afghanyyy January 11, 2014

Gag n' pump

Sticking your finger down her throat while doggy style to make her gag to tighten on the pump

She was so drunk, I iust decided to gag n' pump her!

by Penny Willow May 31, 2014

pump-cream pie

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...

Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.

by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013

pump piece

A girl who is repeatedly shagged hard. Pumping motion, I pumped her hard

I pumped her hard when we fucked, such a pump piece

by Wideboy55 May 12, 2015

Pumping Ass

Moving your ass whether it be at work, home or even in church

Me: Hey Sharon how are you today?

Sharon: FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE BEEN PUMPING ASS ALL MORNING!

Me: ummm... that's good..

by Marks920 July 22, 2016

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016