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Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.
She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.
by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022
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professionalvannysimp

A beautiful tiktok user with a burning passion for fellow user demigirl.vi. Some noteable achievements this user has achieved: cool cosplays, great cosplays, got matpat pregnant and developed a piss kink because of Vi. (Note: Vi took no contributions in the making of this definition)
Lynn: Vi... I'm madly in love with you, will you please take my hand in marriage?

Vi: Oh Lynn, of course I will! You know I've always loved you!

Lynn: Omg Vi 🥺 but what about matpat? his baby is due soon...

Vi: Fear not my mistress, we shall ditch him and take his baby as her own :)

Lynn: That sounds great Vi 😻 I cant wait to be in your life forever!

Vi: Neither can I, Lynn 😊
Lynn: oh yeah my tt is professionalvannysimp btw. (Had to put this in so it doesn't get taken down for not using it in a sentence.)

Fan fiction by -not Vi
by Not Vi May 28, 2022
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Professional Drinker

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don
by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022
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Profiqueering

When a company swathes itself in rainbows during Pride Month to make money and curry favor from liberal customers while still donating to conservative anti-LGBTQ politicians/campaigns year-round.
A: Did you see AT&T's Pride Month page on their website?
B: Yeah but Data For Progress reported that AT&T also donated almost $200,000 to staunchly conservative Texas Governor Greg Abbott. They're just profiqueering.
by Hast Thou No Chill June 5, 2022
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Proffehuset

Pro house in Norwegian, means a house full of profesional girls who sell sexual services on behalf of a pimp.
Ska ru værra med på proffehuset?
by Id3id3 July 13, 2022
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proffehuset

“Frekken sier han vet om det beste proffehuset nede i Bangkok
by Cleanmeansexmachine July 13, 2022
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profane

racist

unholy, contaminated, infiltrated, worldly, mixed, mutt, not pure, impure, not purebred, secular, godless, desecrated, spoiled, idolatrous, pornographic, pornography

generally, of an edomite
"Their liger and their tigon is just as profane as kimora lee simmons."
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
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