Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
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three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players
That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut
by 1willy March 23, 2011
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Peanut butter falcon

The act of putting your penis in the jar of peanut butter and acting like it is a falcon.
Hey Jenna I pull off a pretty good peanut butter falcon
by fueitbakr April 13, 2024
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peanut butter nips

where a fat male or female take peanut butter mainly smooth and rubs it around his/her nipples, face, mouth, and hands. and dances wearing nothing but underwear.
A man puts smooth peanut butter on his nipples in an attempt to seduce a passionate lover of the same sex, in this act you can also make the smooth peanut butter into creamy peanut butter this is an example of peanut butter nips.
by skullhead November 02, 2017
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peanut tree

MY BITCH WHO THINKS THAT PEANUTS DONT GROW ON SOME MF TREES SO THATS HER NAME NOW
person in history class: i dont think that peanuts grow on tree??
me: yes they do you peanut tree
by itsyagirlalyssa March 01, 2018
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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
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peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 01, 2022
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