flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm March 12, 2016

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Flaming cock

When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving alex a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your TINY ERECTOR starts to BURN with the FLAME OF HELLLLLL. i've never ever felt this but i know one of you have and you rely on this because you're a fucking virgin. Can also be used to say if someone has a "hot spot"

Broooooo. Little jimmy making me go WILD rn
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit

by January 23, 2023

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Flaming domicile

When a man, who doesn’t want to die a virgin, gets trapped in a burning building and punches a hole in the wall. He then fucks the fucking building while watching 15 year old’s Tik Tok thirst traps.

I was about to pull a flaming domicile but the fire department came.

by Super Ultra Homophobic Gay October 11, 2022

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Flame Rod

A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.

Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!

by Thug wanna September 03, 2022

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flaming goat

A Flaming Goat is an old gay dude crossdresser. Mostly used in the deep south in the 70's and 80's.

"Hey man, did you know Chester's grand daddy is a Flaming Goat? On Saturday night he puts on a pair of crotchless panties and a push up bra and hangs out at the bus station given' out BJ's!!"

by diknbalz February 02, 2016

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