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Glass shower

Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.
Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."

Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."
by Markosia July 1, 2023
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the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore
lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
by iamlexiv December 6, 2023
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Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.
"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"
by Dabloom October 24, 2025
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Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.
Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*
by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020
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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022
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Girl with the glass jaw

The girl that sees a female from history and decides the person is everything she wants to be, though its not who she was growing up, and therefore not who she is.
The girl with the glass jaw talked a lot of shit based on who she wanted to be in life, and it also took attention off some of what she was doing with her spare time.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019
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rest a glass on that booty

When a person's behind is so big that it sticks out like a shelf. Similar to a bubble butt or apple bottom.
Woo dolly you could rest a glass on that booty! That booty's pretty tight!
by EleniP190 September 16, 2013
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