The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends

1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."

by makaveli55 September 20, 2018

douche machine

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 3, 2016

Zoot Machine

A bong

Yo bro pass the zoot machine I finna get zooted

by Slawth June 10, 2018

machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....

That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015