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New Methminster

The nickname given by disdainful residents to New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada, due to the fact that there are so many freaking meth addicts in that city.
Person #1: Let's go for a walk in New Westminster and take a look at its wonderful "heritage" sites.

Person #2: Fuck no, I'm never going back to New Methminster...I remember last time, when I got hit over the head with a crow bar by someone high on meth.
by A. Spinnet April 8, 2010
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new tits

The new special lady in a man's life.
Person 1: hey, did you hear that Joe has a new girlfriend?

Person 2: oh yeah, you mean new tits? Yeah I've met her.
by Rubeeez November 1, 2013
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New Yorken

New York, New York descents
Going to the New Yorken Club.
by kaflil makaveli kahata August 14, 2019
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Fake News

Term used by Donald Trump and all supporters of any TRUE/CONFIRMED information or credible opinion that either goes AGAINST or is CONTRADICTORY to 45th President Donald Trump's views or denial of factual information.
Regular person: " I saw a video on the news today of 10,000 times Donald Trump lied to public while in office."
TRUMPER: " That's fake news!"
Regular person: "I saw it with my own eyes!"
TRUMPER: "ALL those videos are 'fake news' because Donald Trump denied it"
by Like I see it July 2, 2020
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thats not 'news'!

something for you to mutter after hearing the same fucking story the news media/s have 'glommed' on to ad nauseam!!

after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'!
the news media won't give up on the story!, its' been two weeks...thats not 'news'!

like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!!

lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2011
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New Fashion

The guy jacks off and shoots his cum straight up in the air, He opens his asscheeks and catches the cum on the way down.
"Hey moite, what have you been up to?"
"Just gave myself a New Fashion"
by CLingthelion November 4, 2011
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Fake News

The term "Fake News" means the news isn't fake, all it means is that the person hearing the news does not like

what they are hearing, so they proceed to have a tantrum like a 2 year old and call it fake.
E.g Ted: New York Yankee's won the game, Bill: (doesn't like the outcome) That's fake news.
by bengladesh August 12, 2017
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