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Matthew

The name Matthew means gift from god. Matthew is a very special type of guy. He is the life of the party once he gets even a little fucked up. It’s takes a lot to get Matthew angry so if you manage to do so you better run. Matthew has a lot of fun with his sense of humour that the pussies of his generation claim to be inappropriate. Overall he’s one hell of a fun and caring guy
Yo did you see Matthew at the party he was so fucked up and was the life of the party.
by Habsfan69 November 20, 2020
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matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!
"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"
by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013
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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew is a hilarious, super cool guy. He is really handsome and has many friends. He is almost never shy and loves to play sports. Not only that, but he especially loves to collect snow globes and loves snow! He is the coolest and best guy in the w
Matthew is so handsome!
by Daskier May 24, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's
hello Matthew
by daddy beef curry May 30, 2022
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Matthew Gray Gubler

The love of Reilly Days life. He’s the sweetest and most precious human in this world. One of the most lovable people.
Matthew Gray Gubler is the love of Reilly Days life.
by Reilly Day November 17, 2020
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