Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
Kitty Knuckles is when you and a friend are so excited about something you put your knuckles together and wiggle your fingers.
by Pinkluvgirl March 27, 2014
The slits are pair of gloves used after by pregnant woman trying to kill the baby by fisting herself trying to pull the fetus
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A guy called James Murphy that runs the Property Scale Up Accelerator training company claiming to have 0 - 120 properties in 12 months and to be cashflowing on 200 in 2 years that has never filed accounts for more than a couple of grand at companies house.
🤦 ♂what a spunk knuckle.
by Martoon32 March 21, 2021