bad Johnson

Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.

“Hey can you pass me the remote?”
“Yeah which one?”
“That bad Johnson over there on the table!”

by Sparky 550 December 31, 2023

Johnson Juice

Semen( nut/cum)

"Yo, how much Johnson juice did you make this summer?"

by Kirbo_The_God January 11, 2024

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024

Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida

Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies

by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024

Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better

Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.

Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj

by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023