Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess January 31, 2025

Jerked Over

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.

"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"

by ohhoneohh November 2, 2017

fidget jerk

A game when you want to jerk off, you spin your fidget spinner and see if you can finish before it stops spinning

After many times of trying, I finally won a round of fidget jerking

by Lunatic Jerker October 2, 2017

Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth

Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!

by anonymous November 26, 2023

Nap jerk

When your head drops suddenly from dozing off

I had a mean nap jerk during math class

by Nutzy28282 September 3, 2022

jerkes

people who have a social gathering and leave out a third party

Frank: "So, your closest friends didn't invite you to the movie?"
Joe: "Nope, they are such jerkes"

by Chester Sinatra June 1, 2013