JERKSTORE

a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person

Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore

by Andrew September 26, 2003

jersey beer

An unfinished beer. It can be in a bottle, can, or keg cup. A jersey beer is usually a forgotten beer that was then inefficiently replaced by a new one, and left on a table, countertop, etc. They can also result from a person not forgetting, but being unable to finish said beer. They are more often associated with parties, not bars. That is due to the likelihood of running out of beer at a party versus a bar, and the ability to pass out, resulting in unfinished beers. The discovery of wasted beer in the morning, which was much needed the previous evening, is the reason to use the term, with negative overtones. Earliest usage circa 1977.

Those frat boys act cool, but I have never seen more jersey beers after a party, what a bunch of clowns. Look at all the jersey beers! What a waste.

by Brian Zahm September 28, 2008

New Jersey

Maryland's bitch.

NJ Guy: Heyy

Girl: Heyy where are you from?

NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?

Girl: Eww, get away from me...

MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?

Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?

MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,

Girl: MY HEROO

by JMUdukes August 24, 2008

Jeds

A Toronto street term meaning Police

Yo dash that shit the Jeds just pulled up!

by dr.Jones February 2, 2010

jerdine

synonymous with having your cake and eating it too.

Wow.. he bought you diamonds!!!.. You must have really jerdine'd him.

by onecyrenus December 27, 2006

jersey bulldog

A cheeseburger with a fried egg and brown gravy (and all the rest)

Have you ever had a jersey bulldog? Eggs, burger, cheese, and gravy. Does it get better than that?

by theoddpint February 2, 2008

Jersey Turtle

A Jersey Turtle is an annoying and vaguely Soprano-esqe pest that crawls out of the armpit of the United States, New Jersey, and infests 'quaint' and 'resort' towns throughout the state of Vermont. As soon as the snow hits they come up from hibernation to 'hit the slopes, dude!' The most common location for a Jersey Turtle to be spotted is along USRT.4 heading from New York state into Rutland, VT.

Most Jersey Turtles are large oversized SUVs including (but not limited to): Suburbans, Hummers, Tahoes, Lexus', and rarely a Land Rover. Expect to see various items of ski/snowboard gear to be strewn across the road as well... this is the telltale sign that a Jersey Turtle has been in the area.

"Oh crap, is that a car in the median?"
"Nah, it's just a Jersey Turtle."
"Ah, ok... they should learn to drive"
"Sure, but then what would they replace the drives licenses with in the vending machines?"
"Good point."

by theturtlehunter February 24, 2010