Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke

Your mother was Jasonness

by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023

Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time

Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021

by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023

Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.

Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom

by Ashoota June 4, 2024

Jason Nugent

This guys loyalty is like he's in the Mob. He wants to be friends with everyone, has confidence like a Rodeo Bull. Women are drawn to him. Men are jealous and envious. If you are lucky enough to meet him, be friends or love him and don't let him go.

I wish Jason Nugent would call me, he is so much fun.

by AndrewSh June 29, 2024

Situation-Jason

A man who is prone to trouble, accidents, and problems.

“You stay in something, your just a situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

Jason L Davis

Man who likes phat cock along with his magnum dong that hangs so low it gets caught on women's faces

Hey Jason L Davis I hope you like the definition

by OmegaDaddyJake January 18, 2023