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Middle Stoner Syndrome

While smoking marijuana in groups of three or more individuals, sitting in the center of the rotation and suffering from the inability to recall the direction of which one should pass the pipe (blunt, joint, etc.) is referred to as Middle Stoner Syndrome.
Joe: "Who passed this to me?"
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."
by D'Kevin February 10, 2012
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Kinard Middle School

where kids are either band nerds with no life and friends, thots who think they co cuz they blonde but flatter than a pancake, or gamers with goofy ahh hair and never seen a shower in their life. And where the vice principal is suspected of liking kids
Person 1: Did u see Mr. Burgman, he was bricked up looking at those girls over there

Person 2: Yeah he likes little girls
Person 1: Well, you know, its Kinard Middle School
by Bigdickkilla89 April 3, 2022
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Tenafly Middle School

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.
Help I go to Tenafly Middle school and I think that Mr.W likes me
by Necrogatz December 6, 2020
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Jefferson Middle School

A strict bum a** school where all the crackheads / potheads. Smoke and hang with all the white kids, since they’re are only a couple of white kids there.
Mom : “how was the first day of Jefferson Middle School?”

Kid : “nothing really we just had a lot of kids smoking and a large group of white kids

Mom : “should we try for cocoa sweetie”
by Ratchethoe305 October 23, 2019
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Your middle name

The name your mom uses when u are fucked up
( your middle name here) come instantly to your room!
by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016
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northern middle school

A stupid place that no one learns in, and everyone thinks of themselves as the best. Only 10/30 teachers are ok, the rest being jerks. The principal is a jerk, who is very over weight. Ew. The sports teams are very good, tho. The boys make u love them, just to break up with you.
by Aye- I'm AnonymousI April 10, 2019
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Jfk middle school

Living hell its an abbreviation of jail for kids, all the teachers suck and most of the kids are annoying
This school sucks
Yeah it’s like jfk middle school
by Mr_lemon March 2, 2020
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