Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

human search engine

Reference librarian.

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010

Human Timer Effect

The effect, when doing a lab, that the person holding the timer does not press the button at the exact time they are supposed to, screwing up the data ever so slightly. Abbreviated HTE

Our value for g would've been close to 9.8, but due to the Human Timer Effect (HTE) it was closer to 9.2.

by physicsmastaβ December 16, 2008

human female repellant

a man who has not, will not get any bitches on his dick

antonym: pimp

human 1: why cant i get any bitches
human 2: it seems you are to be human female repellant

by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022

Human cereal bowl

An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.

Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.

by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011

decent human being

To be a person who acts with acceptable standard expected from other people. This assumes the person is not "decent" or not "human being".
Synonym with common sense.

Please, be a decent human being and not ruin other people's fun.

by orsos November 13, 2022

Human speed bump

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck

Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over

by Babyniffler December 10, 2018