ginger

A kid with red hair, pale skin, freckles, and the lack of a soul also has a name that usualy starts with an 'L' meaning lifeless. A ginger without frckles is called a dywalker

ahhhhhhh a ginger

by caulinrocker February 9, 2010

Ginger

Ginger Kids: Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles.We've all seen them - on the playground, at the store, walking on the streets - they creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs. I'm talking of course about... ginger kids.Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin, red hair, and freckles. This disease is called Gingervitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls.Kids who have gingervitus cannot be cured.Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun. Not unlike... vampires.Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called "daywalkers." Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse, and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time. It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting. In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one, think again.

Jamie Snell is a horrid vile ginger.

by SadisticSmile May 2, 2009

ginger

A woman who has successfully given or received all of the following, alabama hot pocket, glass bottom boat, hitler stash, california sun chips, Modified T-square, Leapfrog, Female shocker, sandwich, spit roasted, Triple-Double, Rusty Trombone, Cleveland Steamer, hot carl, angry dragon, donkey punch, abe lincoln, Birmingham booty calls, dump truck, gym socked, Hot Lips Houlahan, houdini, dirty gas pump, jona and the whale, strawberry shortcake, newnan burito, new delhi dot, cincinnati blowtie, alligator fuckhouse, space docking, Tony Danza, and pink socked.

You gotta watch out for her shes a ginger.

by Mike Kyles January 1, 2009

Ginger

A person whose hair color is a shade of red or orange, has freckles, and a fair complexion. Gingers are said to have no soul, although not scientifically proven, and hence can not be seen in black and white pictures. An anonymous Disc Jockey, or DJ, has been quoted to say "Red-heads fart rainbows and smell like flowers." They have a condition known as "Gingervitis" not much is known about the condition, but some theorists believe that it is a recessive gene. And some religions believe it is a lost bet that god had with the devil, the devil got to keep the soul, and so hence the shell of a person was sent down to earth.

The Ginger Pope Kyle, noted to be the tallest Ginger in Ginger history.
Student #1; There a new Ginger at school today.
Student #2; Where’s the Ginger from?
Student #1; From the Ginger capital of the world, Ayrshire, Scotland.
Check Youtube for "Stone Faced Ginja."

by TheRealGinger December 9, 2008

ginger bob

A tall ginger whinger from guernsey who can't help but speak complete bollocks all the time and eat nothing but Margarita pizzas and brag about how quick his golf Mk3 is!!!

Please Bob shut the fuck up!

"you don't understand all i want is a margarita pizza"

"you don't understand this film is soooo boring"

by Killerbite May 11, 2004

Ginger

A red-haired, freckle-faced nerd of whom is repeatedly called "Fire Crotch" or "Ginger Nuts".

"Haha, you're such a Ginger!"

by Gingery Snicket July 7, 2009

Gingered

When a Gingerkid interacts with you, often to either spread 'gingervitis' or to simply try to steal your soul.

People who experienced this often compares it to being raped or molested.

Can also be used when talking about a hot ginger (see Lindsay Lohan) you would like to have sex with.

1. Fuck man, that kid tried to ginger me, i'm glad i maneged to escape!

2. Officer, officer! I got gingered by that homeless guy, arrest him!

3.Oh damn! I'd wanna ginger Lindsay Lohan!

by Schlook March 25, 2010