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Joke

The age requirement for social media is a joke which is why people lie about their age. Clearly, you don’t have to be 13 or above as children as young as 8 are on social media. If you had the be 13 to get on social media it would be impossible for people under 13 to get on social media. Ya, now we all know it’s just a joke.
by Military Robot May 28, 2020
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green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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Joke

Steve Kostoff
by tunnis September 23, 2021
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A Joke

You
Hey mom whats a joke?
Mom: ha, honey its you
by AnimeFanLol July 13, 2020
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Joke

Something funny that people get hurt about and don’t know to take the correct way.
Girl it was a joke spell it with me J•O•K•E
joke definition
by Brace face baibee April 28, 2020
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Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
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joke masturbation

The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.
Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...

James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
by MegaP143 May 29, 2017
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