You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023
Get the Kiwi Breakfastmug. When one shoves 3 eggs, 1/4 pound of cheddar, a green pepper, and a slice of ham in their ass, twerks until blended and squeezes it out on another's chest.
by Fugnub March 11, 2025
Get the Aurora Breakfast Skilletmug. Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017
Get the royal english breakfastmug. Typically a group breakfast following a day, or days, of hard drinking with close friends with some folks being absent for various reasons including but not limited to: estranged lovers distracting them, working, sleeping, or being too cool for school.
by Vtethers July 16, 2021
Get the Peegles Breakfastmug. A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.
by L777GMA June 22, 2021
Get the Brexit Breakfastmug. by Scimitar May 25, 2022
Get the vagina for breakfastmug. when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'
Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008
Get the Shit In Your Breakfastmug.