Facebook Whore

uses facebook too much online 24/7; A guy/girl who likes facebook too much and doesn't have a life

Dude Sammi is a facebook whore shes almost on facebook all the time

by The Filipino Adobo Whore December 27, 2009

facebook freak

Aside from being a song(might be a local artist so I don't know if many have heard it) a facebook freak would be a girl(or maybe a guy) who uses facebook to either pick up guys/girls or just is constantly using the site. The song also talks about how the girl doesn't look like her picture on facebook , and she is actually ugly as hell...unlike the picture.

Yo man, I thought I scored with this major hottie when I looked at her picture, but when I met her that wasn't even her in the picture, she was ugly as hell! She was a facebook freak.

by ianthemaster1 January 18, 2009

facebook depressed

Someone who writes depressed quotes, sayings or lyrics, and is perfectly happy in real life.

Ann Daivd On Facebook: Is alone in this world...

The Next Day At School

Ann David IRL: Hi guys! I'm the happiest person in the world!

Friends: Dude, she is totally facebook depressed.

by ThatKoolGuy April 19, 2009

Facebook Crusader

The Facebook Crusader is on a campaign to takeover Facebook, one argument at a time. Every status update is an argument waiting to happen, be sure when the moment to argue comes they will pounce. Their Modus operandi is to be the biggest troll possible and make constant references from Wikipedia and Google. When a Facebook Crusader feels like they are losing the battle they will go back to their Grammar Nazi nature and start to correct your spelling.
Beware confronting a Facebook Crusader maybe hazardous to your notifications.
The only way to defeat a Facebook Crusader:
THERE IS NO WAY!!!

Shaun: That dudes being a troll again
Dean: Nah he isn't a troll he's on a motherfucking holy quest! He's a Facebook Crusader.

by Nex Solo May 15, 2011

facebook whore

someone who becomes facebook friends with everyone they come in contact with in less than 24 hours of meeting them.

also referred to as the most annoying facebook habit ever.

Lacey: that Carter guy from the party last night was really cute
Anna: oh, you mean Carter Bennet? we're already facebook friends
Lacey: you are such a facebook whore

by lrjennings March 5, 2010

facebook life

Living a life based on what will look good on your facebook profile. Often, it is the result of facebook envy and a key element of the facebook paradox.

Sachin's got an awesome facebook life -- even though he hates everything French, he's living in Paris this summer so that people think he's cool when they read his profile and see his pictures on Facebook.

by azaad79 December 17, 2007

Facebook Novel

A message on facebook that is greater than 200 words and looks like it will take forever to read because the space that facebook allows is very narrow.

Writing a 700 long message in a facebook message is a facebook novel.

by facebooknovelist July 15, 2009