Douche 'do

Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"

Jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? That doesn't help your reputation as an asshole.

by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011

Douche Bag

Kanye West.

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?

by AshHole13 November 14, 2010

douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.

A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?

by braetonfaith May 8, 2010

Douche Gentry

#1 A high class Douche Bag, one with stature in society

#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery

#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates

#4 Chad P

#5 Raymond L

Ray walked into the club dressed like a million bux, but we all still knew that inside, he was always going to be a Douche Gentry

by BiG.EatS May 17, 2010

douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010

bag-a-douche

A bag containing a unknown vile liquid.

Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.

by doo-language May 3, 2009

da douche

1. Word used to describe an action taken by someone or upon someone or something

2. Word used to describe the sound of an action or reaction.... Usually in repetition

3. Can be a sexual reference for intercourse

1. I was just standing there and this dude comes out of nowhere and starts punchin me in the face like da douche da douche and broke my nose

2. He was skatin toward some stairs and I saw the whole thing; lost his footing and started rolling across the pavement, da douche da douche, getting all messed up.

3. We got to drinkin and soon enough; da douche

by B-dog II December 9, 2008