Douche-schwé

A bougie person with the characteristics of a douche bag

Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé

by PuertoRicanTexan14 July 4, 2016

Douche Plug

Blue tooth. Enough Said

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.

by iheartstats April 23, 2011

douche-a-matic

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.

You're a douche-a-matic!

by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015

blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.

Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.

by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010

Douche Juice

A person with such indescribable idiocy and arrogance, who has such an intolerable personality that they rank highest on the douche scale.

Mitt Romney is Douche Juice!

by MrsTall November 6, 2012

douch lord

the lord of all douch bags. the cops in gta call me a douch lord all the time

cop, get on the ground, you douch lord

by playboy124 November 3, 2017

Douche Fizzle

1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.

2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.

1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."

2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."

by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009