Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing

"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"

by s3r10u5 August 5, 2021

McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

by boggler June 29, 2019

Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

Clean Thompson

Someone who fanatically avoids any 'unclean' action that may result in physically dirtying themselves.

Daniel is SUCH a Clean Thompson.

by bigbeasy August 22, 2025

Brute Force Cleaning

Brute force cleaning is the act cleaning something by using nothing more than paper towels and all your might.

Originally coined by Calliope Mori from Hololive English on Dec 6, 2021 during her cooking stream

Now, I'm going to do what's called a Brute Force Cleaning which involves a lot of paper towels.

I'm gonna brute force clean this !

by MainGoldDragon December 8, 2021