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Island Chinese

An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.
“Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
by thethickfreshoak April 25, 2024
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Chinese Fire Drill

When you and your buddy are silly pussyfucking the horsejizz out of two different girls in two different rooms and after you both semenize their clits you and your broad meet your buddy and his whore in the kitchen. Once you have met, you high five your buddy and switch girls. Only this time, you have to stick your chocolate in her chocolate factory.
Last night, me and Spencer absolutely Chinese fire drill’d the cowshit out of two black hookers.”

“Harris was Chinese fire drilling this one cunt, and she pulled an amber heard after he had his winnie in her Pooh!”
by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022
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Chinesed

Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better
George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed

Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed
by The Perceived Flame March 13, 2023
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Chinese backhand

Male masturbation technique. Where one reaches behind their knee and grasps the penile shaft with thumb facing toward the body rather than away from the body, as per classical technique. Resulting in the crook of ones elbow cradled in the crook of ones knee and stroking in a 'backhand' motion.
"Brah, I did me some chinese backhand last night, it was magical"
by Peter Peter Grogan Eater June 21, 2019
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Chinese Crab

A sexual act in which one person does a hand stand to another person's chest. Then the other person pinches their nipples while getting their ass eaten.
A stranger taught me how to Chinese Crab behind a gas station
by WOD2005 July 27, 2025
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Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.
When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.
by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015
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Little Oily Chinese Boy

He wears a suit.
Why is he so shiny?
He is a little oily Chinese boy
by Nuts289 September 22, 2023
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