When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
by coystags August 25, 2023
Get the Eat the red cardmug. Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.
So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties
So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties
Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the Credit card call center girlmug. intention of chatting up to a girl
by Live Drop March 16, 2017
Get the throw cardsmug. When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.
by itstheimplication May 18, 2015
Get the piss cardsmug. I joined Tik Tok for sum laughs then i get bunch of Card Sharken mutha trukkaz who dont even put out b4 asking for a favor
by Master Cheif Zero April 24, 2019
Get the Card Sharkenmug. Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.
by allley June 22, 2012
Get the Card Thumpingmug. When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta November 11, 2012
Get the Pulling the Tard Cardmug.