The Breath Of Versailles

What I call humans with herniated disks.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good. You are now The Breath Of Versailles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Fire breathing cunt

An absolute cunt back who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life .

She’s usually a obnoxious mouthy bitch who is fat and dumpy and thinks she is The shit when she actually isn’t

Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me

Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt

by Castaway_lillypad June 8, 2022

No Breathing August

A TikTok trend where people try to not breath for the month of august, while being staged it still is treated seriously.

Person 1: Hey did you fail no breathing august yet?

Person 2: yea, I inhaled air into my lung and expelled it 😔

Person 1: I’m still going strong, seeya on the other side soilder.

by No breathing august man August 11, 2022

Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:

Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"

by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023

Batty breathe

When someone doesn't know how to spell batty breath so they say batty breathe

"I will now perform my strongest defense batty breathe strength"
"Get a whiff of the batty breathe"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Breathing burning trees

Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense

"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".

by CaptainHotPocket September 30, 2022

waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 26, 2024