Bitch lit

Lightweight, badly written, anti-male fiction written for women, by women. Usually attempts, and fails, to be witty or whimsical.

The main protagonists are always desperately hunting for a man to settle down with, although paradoxically the text is filled from start to finish with derogatory comments about men.

Bitch lit is a more accurate term for chic lit.

1.'Bridget Jones' diary' and 'Sex in the City' are typical examples of the bitch lit genre.

by Spitroaster October 23, 2007

Flag

Get the Bitch lit mug.

acidic bitch

A person, particularly a female, who is different from the regular crowd. Usually dressing, talking and acting much different from the average girl.

The opposite of a basic bitch.

"Tony who is that girl smoking a cigarette?"
"Dude that's Sophie, she's definitely an acidic bitch"

by LostBoy January 25, 2014

Flag

Get the acidic bitch mug.

bitch arrest

It's like house arrest but when you are stuck with a girlfriend/wife.

He is under bitch arrest for Valentine's Day. He's got to take her out to dinner or he will get all kinds of shit.

by slakker9 February 14, 2006

Flag

Get the bitch arrest mug.

Cornfield bitch

A Rural or Country Girl that will sneak out of her parent's house at night to meet any willing boy in the middle of the closest cornfield to have sex under the cover of the foilage of corn stalks.

I got me some last night from that cornfield bitch that lives down by Oldman Baker's Farm.

by Frags April 10, 2007

Flag

Get the Cornfield bitch mug.

Smack a Bitch

When someone really needs to get sent back to their senses, You smack a bitch. Either the person acted out of line or was offensive in one way or another; so you smack them, back-handed or open-palmed, either way it needs to be a quick and across the face.

Yo that hoe came all up in my grills, so I just had ta smack a bitch.

by RamK October 5, 2006

Flag