wake 'n' bacon

The act of waking up and instantly eatting large amounts of bacon.

"I guess its time to get some wake 'n' bacon done."

by 1m in chem March 27, 2012

Bacon makes everything better

AD for a shirt that keeps coming up on this website.

AD: Bacon makes everything better
Me: GO AWAY!!!!!!!
Me: I should post a definition

by I am jesus in a box April 04, 2010

When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

by Jcoolnades October 19, 2011

LOL MADE OF BACON ROBOT!

An exclamation you might say for no reason.

Guy 1: So today i walki-
Guy 2: LOL MADE OF BACON ROBOT!
Guy 1: ...

by Lol I'm not a chicken! August 24, 2006

you dance like bacon

A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.

It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.

Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.

by Melody Park May 07, 2006

Throw Some Bacon on It

Literally no fucks given

Susan, what do you want to eat.

Susan- "I dont care John, throw some bacon on it"

by Samiee15 October 08, 2016

bacon wrapped frog cock

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

by Autoniic August 07, 2022