Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Drive-By

the act of driving by a rich boys house and seeing if it’s big enough for husband material

We should drive-by this kid i’m snapping, i heard he’s rich.

by sugarbaby666 August 27, 2020

I’ll Drive

To make a death pact with your Bestie and one day brutally murder them with your vehicle.

“I’ll drive”

“I’ll drive and Brutally kill you with my vehicle.”

“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive”

“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”

by BlackWombat08 May 3, 2021

text drive

The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.

She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.

by Callaman June 11, 2011

B: drive

a drive for floppy disk 5.5 in

What is the difference between A: drive and B: drive

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

drive by

To stop by someones house for a quick hook up and head out promptly. Just enough time to accomplish what you need but then on with your day.

"oh ya, I'm stopping by Dylan on my way home from work for a drive by, so I should be home by 7."

by letthewordsoverflow May 24, 2024

Drive stay

The opposite of a drive by. You drive to someone, and then stay to fight them.

Did you see that drive stay Jake Paul did the other day with Dillon Danis in LA?

by Nckeff December 16, 2020