Pine Apple

A nonexistent apple that grows on pine trees

Person: I was really hungry but I only have a pine apple and it’s not real

by FourForeFor4 May 13, 2019

Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

Apple Pick

A pickpocket-er who steals a device made by the Apple Inc or steals an iPhone is called an apple pick..

People are now a days apple picking.

by ShenHAX August 7, 2016

Mashed Apples

Apples that have been baked, then mashed, and look like mashed potatoes, but there apples that have been mashed.

Mmmmmm, I had the best mashed apples with cinnamon today.

by Jvshangold January 1, 2017

apple picking

When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.

Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"

by GingerPaws February 8, 2017

Apple Tart

A groupie that believes by having the latest innane piece of Apple kit makes their lives worthwhile through the eyes of others. They'd prostitute their time to stand in line because their weak disposition means their only status in life is having something others want on their limited income.

Look at those people standing in line to buy the latest iphone. Bunch of Apple Tarts.

by Rotten to the Core. September 29, 2012

cow apple

Cow poop

"watch out for the cow apples in the field!"

"Damn! I stepped on a cow apple!"

by zamphyr September 28, 2013