Historically, a condition where one's finger joints are severely enlarged, particularly the proximal interphalangeal joint (middle knuckle). The term is thought to originate from Queen Victoria's preference for the condition when choosing her bath valets. Today, it generally refers to the middle knuckle of the middle finger.
My bath valet filled the bath to a depth just shy of a queen's knuckle, and then my bath valet furiously pleasured me.
by doctornonono January 1, 2021

by strangefoox March 15, 2018

by shhhitisasecret April 6, 2021

the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold
by Jonathan toews 19 April 13, 2025

A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
by Guerre July 31, 2012

by Uhoo457 May 19, 2021
