Alaskka

If you are a girl or know a girl named Alaskka, they are probably unique, creative, but something clueless. They may think they are the best at something one minute, and think they’re lousy at it the next. They are good friends to some, but may not like others. They always care what people think, but act like they don’t. They’re attention hogs, but fun to be around. My best friend’s name is Alaskka, and this is an exact description of her. If she saw this, she would get really mad, and go to my friends for comfort. She likes popular boys, stalks their classes, but tries to avoid them at the same time.

Alaskka is weird, but a good friend to most. She steals friends, but keeps all of them. She always wants to be your friend, and she’s really nice

by Kklove0222 May 6, 2018

alaskan ziploc

Shoving ice inside a woman's vagina

Rosie wanted to spice up her sex life, so she let her boyfriend perform an Alaskan Ziploc on her

by germanpenguin May 6, 2018

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018

alaskan alligator

The action when a female with braces performs fellatio on a man and chomps down looking up and won’t let go until the man gives the female a facial.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Alligator and now I have to go to the emergency room

by Maggie’s house May 31, 2018

Albastion’s syndrome

A situation whereby in a hetrosexual relationship the male refuses to make the first move, so the female has to instead.

Yeah that couple definitely has Albastion’s Syndrome.

by philawpol June 8, 2018

Alaska

Alaska
A fucken cold ass place not to be messed with it will fuck you over.
A beautiful yet still fucken cold place.
GREAT ASS WEEEEDDD ITS SOOOOO FUCKEN GOOD MAN!

Person1- yeah I do A FUCK TON of weed hbu?

Person2- yeah me too, have you been to Alaska tho? Their weed is tHe BeSt like FUUUUCCCKKKK.

by LIL MEME KWEEN!! @sadie_joyj June 9, 2018

Alaskan Pipeline

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.

Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!

by Sweatfinger May 7, 2018