This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.
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Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.
Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.
I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps
-Michael Phelps
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A boy that’s sweet and generous. He’s very funny and all the girls love him. He’s cute, caring, and overall a sweet guy. However, most of the time, he has no feelings for the girls. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he’s not looking for a partner, likes being single, or is gay. Many girls jump to conclusions because they think Michael doesn’t love them romantically.
Oh my god, Jessica. I swear to godddd Michael’s gay. He won’t look at me and will only hang out with his guy friends. I like, think he’s gayyyy.
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