Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021

paranoid ducks

there is a duck watching everybody,and there will be beside the fact that i am a duck.so maybe you are a duck too.

when you feel the breath of a duck on your neck,never look back to see paranoid ducks,just look at the mirror.

by the duck is watching us March 23, 2016

Duck Fucker

People who think ducks are thicccc and want to smash.

Gabe- "like im not a duck fucker but thicc duck is thicc duck"
Man- "Gabe is a duck fucker"

by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 3, 2020

Mug Ducks

A band made popular in the Baltimore - DC region.

Alternatively, to achieve success in a degenerate ass-backwards way.

Man, Chris really mug ducked his way out of that DUI.

The Mug Ducks really crushed that Tom Petty cover!

by Trae the Truth December 31, 2020

duck fuck

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.

Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.

by duckie suckie April 6, 2019

criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.

"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"

by Thoba June 10, 2017

Fat duck

Another wsy of saying you fat fuck but it's the nice way

You fat duck

by Thefallin May 30, 2018