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The Tony Horten

Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...
I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!
by Stavie Jones! November 10, 2012
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Tony Chase

A man actively present on YouTube and Social Media claiming he was kidnapped by the government, held captive by the government inside Indianapolis away from Hollywood and his mother and father’s mansions, and left to be tortured by Satellites and Satellite controllers targeting him 24/7.
Person 1: “Hey, Tony Chase! Why are your teeth decaying and you keep revealing your personal information all the time?”

Tony: “Because the dirty satellite controllers keep fucking up my face and teeth, and the government holding me hostage away from my mother and father’s mansions and i’m here to prove that I AM the 100% owner! Also i’m not gay not ever.”
by HotColdLava December 10, 2023
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a tony

something someone says that's not funny at all but the person saying it think it's hilarious.
Bob: "it's funny how all the porn is asian!"

Joe: *whispers to himself* "that's a tony.."
by Linden bluebass October 17, 2008
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Tony

Tony: Yeah I do aeronautics engineering
Girl: Spit in my mouth.
by TonyTimms March 10, 2022
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Tony

by Tonyttony July 8, 2021
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Tony

Tony will give you the creeps at first, but once you get to know a tony he will seem like the funniest guy in the world. Tony has good intentions even if it doesn’t seem like it at first. Tony cares about his family- puts them first before anyone. Don’t get on Tony’s bad side. Tony is very good in bed and has a type for Italians. Keep tony safe because he is someone special.
Tony is q great guy
by Chicken9 April 23, 2022
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Tony

long ass bearded dragon! who will never get a girlfriend and if he does it will be a gorilla
by Keeeona March 6, 2020
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