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Maude zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014
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Zombie

the state of being dead and alive at the same time

what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover
1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup

2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?
by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017
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Zombie apocalypse

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz
It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!
by Not zombie February 7, 2024
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Franchise Zombie

A series that continues long after it should have ended, often losing quality and storyline over time.
"The story went from A Yorkshire man finding out he is the heir of the Multiverse in the first one to him losing his spaceship keys in Neptune, talk about a Franchise Zombie"
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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Zombie Punch

a sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during an orgasm.

It is derived from the term "Le petite mort" which in French means "the little death" and is generally used as a euphemism for orgasm.
During her orgasm, Janice felt a sudden force on her head. Keith had zombie punched her!
by Khathaddeus November 28, 2023
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Drooling zombie

Something that is dead or should have died, but is still alive. Usually refers to works of popular culture or art, such as TV shows and the like (see Jump the shark).
Guy 1: You hear the Simpsons is writing out Apu?
Guy 2: Oh well, I stopped watching that show years ago.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's a drooling zombie.
by RoundenBrown October 26, 2018
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Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.
Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!
by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021
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