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Zombitute 

A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing your fantasies inside their cracked, and rotten skull. See Zlut for the more classy undead seductresses.
I was feeling down, and ordered a Zombitute by phone to keep me company for the night.

I took advantage of the Zombitute's cracked skull, and gaping flesh wound.
Zombitute by Zombitute Inc. May 15, 2009

Zombieland 

a dream come true for l4d/l4d2 gamers
I wish the world became zombieland.
Zombieland by ilikekillingzombies October 4, 2010
A person that is stuck in a MMORPG-World and has lost the connection to their real life. The virtual world becomes a unhealthy full replacement for a functional and healthy social life.
After a while of playing this game he became a total Zombit.
Zombit by RemusL March 26, 2013

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens 

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.
dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all

Plants vs Zombies 

Released in 2009, Plants vs Zombies defined a genre by choosing not guns, but PLANTS. Since it's release, about 10,000 other apps have been released trying to copy it. They essentially have to get high as fuck on any substance of their choice and using this state of mind come up with some fucked up idea to rip off the game.
I searched up Plants vs Zombies and kept on scrolling to see how many rip-offs there were. I don't remember when I stopped. (keeps on scrolling)
Another word for a hash and weed mixed joint. Mix of the words doobie and zoot.
Yo don't hog dat zoobie bruv, pass dat shit
Zoobie by Blemstick July 28, 2017
Like a zombie, but differnt in that a zmobie eats bairns instead of brains.
Ahhh! The zmobies are coming!
zmobie by Bannable August 23, 2006