van Zeijl

Just the best way to have a hard time remembering someone's last name.

Hey what's your last name?
Oh it is van Zeijl.
What?
I know.

by Znjerp February 18, 2021

Van Gogh

When you rip your girls ear off and nut in the earhole

Friend 1: yo I just did the Van Gogh to my girl
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Arcturus5 March 9, 2021

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

Ted Van Buren

a business mogul who dominates the sports and entertainment sector of southern chester county. He owns, operates, and manages several buildings in the area, most famously the United Sports Training Center (yes george w. bush spoke there).

Goetz: Let’s all go to USTC. Sometimes Ted Van Buren hands out 100 dollars bills to clients!!!

Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.

by dr gummy March 19, 2021

Pip Van Winkle

When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard

Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!

by Derek MF ForReal April 10, 2021

van

Either an extremely rare first name to have, or a vehicle you should run away from.

Did you hear about Van? Yeah, I heard he drives a van.

by thecan April 11, 2021

van

The greatest support in life. A fun and great person to have the best experience with.

She is so supportive, she must be van!

by Pattyyss April 16, 2021