vagina lady

A crinkly old slutty woman who appears to have trouble figuring out where her vagina is under all her wrinkles.

-Courtesy of Saray and Edgardo

"Pam Anderson and Madonna will soon be vagina ladies."
"That wrinkly old hag is a Vagina Lady."

by Der Führer September 10, 2007

Vagina Lizard

Someone who's life consists of getting nookie

A guy who is only interested in sex

I saw Javier hitting on Gertrude this morning and then Zelda later. He's such a vagina lizard.

by jdholguin April 18, 2008

Vagina Face

a derogatory way of referring to a female

example 1:

guy 1: hey you see that vagina face over there
guy 2: hell yeah i would put it in her mouth
guy 1: most def!

example 2:

guy 1: i need to get me some vagina face
guy 2: yeah you do! when was the last time you had a girl?
guy 1: shiiiit

by Kacktastic April 30, 2010

apple vagina

When a woman's vagina is in the shape of an apple, or has an apple inserted inside of it.

If your name is Caterina, you automatically have apple vagina.

Ew. No. You have a dirty apple vagina.

by coolio jones8 January 24, 2011

vagina monkey

A human baby.
The tail, of course, being the umbilical cord.

Doctor: Oh, lord! This is the ugliest little vagina monkey I have ever brought into this world!

by damienne February 8, 2007

vagina shelf

The gap that forms between a standing woman's thighs, all the way up to her vagina, when she is anorexic and her pants are tight enough to show it off. So-called because if you turned her upside down, you could place objects on the flat surface directly between her legs, which is also where many women keep their vaginas.

Jesus christ, did you see Cari's vagina shelf? Did her pelvis separate?

by rainman420 April 25, 2005

vagina water

water that excretes from the vagina after hard nice sexy intercourse

that vagina water went all over my face and smelled like shit

by Phildo and Hands April 11, 2009